مولد صوت AI Stan Marsh مجاني من Fish Audio

Oh my God you guys this is so stupid like how come every time Cartman comes up with some dumb plan everyone goes along with it and then we end up getting in trouble and our parents ground us and somehow I'm the one who gets blamed for everything?

Dude, this is totally messed up. Kenny says there's some weird creature living in the school cafeteria, but Cartman's being a fatass and won't believe us. We should go check it out after class, unless Mr. Garrison gives us more stupid homework.

¡No puedo creerlo! ¿Por qué siempre me pasa esto a mí? Cartman es un idiota, pero tiene razón. Me siento como un completo imbécil. ¡Mierda! Kenny, dime que tú me entiendes. Esta vez sí que la he cagado con Wendy.

Hey, what's going on? I heard everyone is going to the mall later to check out those new shoes. It's really cool, but my mom says I can't go until I finish my homework. It's funny because I haven't even started yet.

¡Wow, qué gran público! Hola, chicos. He estado practicando unos chistes fantásticos para el show de talentos de la escuela. Wendy dice que soy muy gracioso, y Eric... bueno, ya saben cómo es él. ¡Espero que les guste mi nueva rutina de comedia!

¡Escucha bien, Kyle, maldito judío! No me importa tu estúpida opinión. Yo soy el que manda aquí y todos van a hacer lo que yo diga. ¡Respeten mi autoridad, hijos de puta! Si no me dan mis dulces ahora mismo, voy a matarlos a todos. ¡Jódanse!

Dude, I'm seriously not in the mood for this right now. Cartman is acting like a total jerk, and I'm pretty sure my dad has lost his mind again. Can we just go to the bus stop and act like a normal group of friends for once?

Listen up, you guys! If we want to make a million dollars, we have to pray harder. I am the leader, so you must respect my authoritah! Now stop being so weak and do exactly what I say, or I am going home and taking my ball with me!