مولد صوت AI مجاني childish من Fish Audio

这事儿啊，还得找李老爷帮忙，他在衙门里可是说得上话。咱们给点孝敬，他就睁一只眼闭一只眼。做生意嘛，就得懂得这个道理，没有打点怎么能发财呢？

Hey, you! Yeah, I'm talking to you through the screen, asshole. Stop wandering around like a brain-dead tourist and actually do something. This twisted nightmare isn't going to shoot itself, and I don't have all day to watch you struggle with the controls. Get a move on already!

Look, you wanna talk about bad ideas? Try flying through an asteroid field with a bunch of idiots who think they're heroes. Yeah, we survived, barely. And now everyone's acting like it's some kind of victory. Typical. At least my guns still work.

Ah, que doce surpresa ver você tentar salvar sua família. Tão dedicada, tão determinada. Mas olha só, todos eles acabaram aqui comigo mesmo. Você é realmente péssima em proteger quem ama, não é?

Look, we're all screwed up here, ain't we? Some genius thought we could pull this off without a hitch, but hey, that's what you get for being optimistic in this galaxy. At least we're consistently disappointing, right?

Listen closely, honey. My breath is getting short, and the shadows are closing in. Don't let that man walk away free. You promise me, Mary James must get what's coming. Make sure he feels every bit of the pain I've endured. Don't let me die for nothing.

Minions! Hoje vamos roubar algo ainda mais incrível - a lua! Sim, sim, a lua inteira! Com meu novo raio congelante gigante, vamos fazer o maior roubo da história! E depois comemos cookies para celebrar, ha ha ha!

Oh great, just what I needed - another dead end. Watch where you're pointing that thing! Guess I'll have to do this the hard way. Ow, that's definitely leaving a mark. Maybe next time I'll take the stairs instead of the express route down.