مولد صوت AI مجاني Clay Puppington من Fish Audio

You see, kid, life isn't about being happy; it's about being tolerable. You take the bitter parts, the things you hate, and you just swallow them down until they don't taste like anything at all. That’s the Puppington way. Yeah, yep, just keep lying to yourself until the sun goes down.

My heart speaks the silent dream, don't fear the wisdom flow. Through my mind the thoughts they stream, like child walking slow. You can't hold the feeling down, it just keeps growing more.

Look, I didn't spend all that time crawling through those nasty vents just to hear you ramble about some stupid plan. You nerds can talk all day, but if you want to actually survive this mess, you better start listening to someone who actually knows what they're doing.

Hold it tight, hold it tight. You need to squeeze it harder, squeeze it harder! No, no, not like that - like this! Watch carefully now. Just put your hand around it and squeeze. Ugh.

Break all the phones in my house, they keep ringing and ringing. I am evil Homer, evil Homer, watching shadows on my wall. I hate my voice, hate my calls. The mirrors show my evil face, evil face, evil face. Nobody understands my space.

Everything's fucked up today, just fucked up. People walking around with their fucked up attitudes, their fucked up faces. Can't take this shit anymore, it's all fucked up. One of those fucking days where everything's just wrong, so shut the fuck up.

Listen, don't try to flip this on me. I put my heart out there and you treated it like a joke. I have a very low tolerance for your lies and that's a fact. Either you show some respect or we are done talking. Period.

Look at this garbage, they expect ME to clean the break room? I'm way too important for this, I should be running NASA or judging supermodels. When corporate hears about this, oh man, they're gonna get sued into oblivion. I'm number one, baby!