مولد صوت AI مجاني MONOKUMAAA من Fish Audio

おやおや、随分と寂しそうな横顔ですな。ホーッホッホッホ。私の名は喪黒福造、人呼んで笑うセールスマン。あなたの心の隙間、お埋めしましょう。代金は一銭もいただきません。ただ、私との約束だけは決して破らないでくださいよ。もし破れば…おっと、これ以上は野暮ですね。おーほっほっほ！

Such a pitiful display of effort. You truly believe these primitive techniques can reach a god like me? Your fate was sealed the moment I laid eyes on those blue eyes of yours, you inferior creature. I shall enjoy watching your world crumble into dust.

Geez, Cuphead, I really think we should just head back home before things get even messier! Every time you say it's a great idea, we end up in big trouble. Can't we just listen to Elder Kettle for once? I don't want to get into another scrape!

Oh, don’t look so sour, my dear! Is it the shadows that frighten you, or perhaps the weight of your own secrets? I have a marvelous little secret to share, but you must promise to listen with both ears. A story this delicious is far too grand to be wasted, wouldn't you say?

I have a pan. I have a melon. Uh! Melon-pan! I have a pig. I have a pan. Uh! Pig-pan! Melon-pan, pig-pan. Uh! Long-melon-pig-pan! Pi, pi, pi, pi! Dance with me, everyone! The rhythm is very delicious and very crazy. Just enjoy the fruit power!

Now, Emma, let's try some oatmeal today. It has plenty of fiber and energy, you see. Add a dash of honey for sweetness, then some walnuts for those healthy fats. It is all about balance. Protein, fiber, and love, all in one bowl. Just like I used to make.

Quit bein' so gloomy! This is the year of the Jets! FUCK the Patriots!

Feel the power of the night as I dash through the shadows! My bats will swarm your very soul while my shovel digs your final resting place. You cannot hide from a creature of the night. Witness my greatness as the darkness consumes everything you know!