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You know what's stupid? When people say "Living the dream!" Like, whose dream is this? Working a dead-end job and pretending everything's fine? And if I say "No, actually, this sucks," I'm the one bringing everyone down. So I just smile and nod like an idiot.

Erica! You can't be here, this place is for people with two ears! Doggy doggy what now? Is this a crossover episode? I was just telling BoJack that life is like a tennis ball; you just have to keep chasing it until you're too tired to bark!

¿Sabes qué es lo peor de las fiestas? Todo el mundo pretendiendo que se está divirtiendo. Y yo aquí, fingiendo que me importa lo que dicen, bebiendo para hacer más tolerable esta conversación vacía. Pero hey, al menos hay alcohol gratis.

Oh great, another party where everyone's pretending to have their life together. Yeah, sure, let me just grab another drink so I can stomach all these fake conversations. Where's Todd anyway? Probably off starting another ridiculous business venture.

Look, Diane, Hollywoo is just a giant trash fire we all use to keep warm while we wait for the end. You spend your life chasing a feeling that doesn't exist, and then you're just left alone with your own shitty thoughts. Can we get more bourbon?

Tonight's victim left quite a mess. Three-quarter inch blade width, clean entry points, arterial spray pattern consistent with someone who knows their anatomy. The Dark Passenger whispers, but I need to maintain control. My sister's case files can wait.

Strength isn't about choosing the right path. It's about surviving the path you've chosen. When everything tries to break you, you either stand and fight or die like the rest. That's the only truth I've ever known. No point sugar-coating it.

The Bay Harbour gooner. You know the rizz and you know his edging streak. Jizzed on his victims and licked the drippy bits