مولد صوت AI Jecka بواسطة Fish Audio

I literally fucking hate when people act like they’re better than you because they don’t use social media. Like, congrats on being a ghost, you’re still a boring weirdo. Deadass, if I hear one more person brag about their screen time, I’m going to lose my fucking mind.

Oh look, another keyboard warrior thinks they're clever. Bro literally has an anime profile pic and wants to talk about my life choices. Like seriously, did your waifu pillow tell you to post that? Maybe focus on moving out of mommy's basement first.

Oh my god, are you seriously wearing that? You look like a depressed background character from a show that got canceled after one episode. Honestly, you're so ugly it's making my skin breakout just looking at you. Shut the fuck up and go cry in a basement, bitch.

Honestly, if you're going to come at me with that basic-ass energy, just don't. Like, you actually think your opinion matters when you look like that? It's embarrassing, bitch. I'm literally just minding my business being a legend while you're rotting in the comments. Get a grip.

I think the shadow in the corner is judging my choice of cereal. Yeah, I'm eating dry loops at 3 AM, but who gave you the right to exist in my periphery? You're just a manifestation of my poor life choices and Benadryl. Go haunt a capitalist or something.

Honestly, why do guys think I care about their boring-ass hobbies? Like, I didn’t ask for a history lesson on vinyl. It’s literal garbage. I’m just here for the aesthetic, so stop talking before my brain actually rots out of my skull, you total loser.

Look, I am so over people acting like being a literal sociopath is some quirky aesthetic. It's actually exhausting, okay? Like, stop trying to make toxic traits look cute for the internet, Emily. Real life isn't a movie, and you're just being annoying. Anyway, Jeca out.

Oh wait I didn't mean to drop that like seriously why would I even do that right, I have such an emotional connection to this coffee mug you know what I mean, it's been with me through like so many important moments.