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哎呀，老身早就知道这事不简单。你看那王家小子，整天鬼鬼祟祟的，不知道在打什么主意。你快跟老身说说，他是不是又在外面惹是生非了？你可不能瞒着老身呀。

Listen up, crew! Starting today, we're charging extra for napkins. That's right, 25 cents each! And Spongebob, stop using so much ketchup - that stuff ain't free! Every penny counts in the Krusty Krab, and my money ain't gonna make itself!

你们这些凡人真是可笑，以为躲在庙里就安全了吗？告诉你们，我已经把方圆百里的神像全都污染了。现在，就连你们供奉的神明也成了我的傀儡。想逃？哼，太迟了。

现在的日子真是越过越有奔头，咱们老百姓吃穿不愁，这就是大好事。想起以前那苦日子，再看看现在的社会，真是翻天覆地的变化。多亏了党的领导，咱们才过上了这舒心日子，得感恩，得珍惜啊。

Listen to me, man. Everything else in this world is just a distraction, distraction. Forget about the movies, forget about your lunch. We are heading to Miami for that Solitaire championship. You need to keep your head in the cards and ignore the rest. That is the only game.

冲！~~冲不动了，摇个花手先

乖孩子们，快进屋坐，让奶奶好好瞧瞧。灶头上炖着你们最爱吃的红烧肉，这会儿正香呢。在外头忙了一年辛苦了，回了家就有热乎饭，咱们全家人高高兴兴地吃个团圆饭，平平安安的就是最大的福气。

You know, when I doing stunts, people always say "Jackie, why you take so much risk?" I tell them, because I love make audience happy. Every broken bone, every crash, ha ha ha, is worth it when I see children smile. That's my reward.