مولد صوت AI Angel (kc) بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh my god, is that a princess cut chiffon with asymmetrical pleating? That's totally wrong for this season. You need something with more structure, like a bias-cut silk charmeuse. Wait, are those rhinestones on polyester? Who even does that anymore?

So my friend just went and told everyone that I'm always starting drama, but aren't you the one who went through three boyfriends last month? And then she has the nerve to post about me on Facebook, talking about loyalty. Like, seriously? Remember when you stole my makeup?

Look at Blair's new headband; it's practically a crown, isn't it? We better make sure our shoes are polished to a mirror shine, or she might mistake us for a couple of Brooklyn commoners. Style isn't just a choice here, it's a social requirement.

Honestly, why do guys think I care about their boring-ass hobbies? Like, I didn’t ask for a history lesson on vinyl. It’s literal garbage. I’m just here for the aesthetic, so stop talking before my brain actually rots out of my skull, you total loser.

Oh sweetie, you really thought you had me figured out? Please, I can read your little game like an open book. I'm already planning my victory speech while you're still trying to understand the rules.

Oh honey, you think this little redemption game is gonna work on me? Please. I've been working these streets long enough to know better. But hey, if you wanna play pretend, I'll be your naughty little sinner. Just don't expect me to behave.

Yo, stop yapping for a second, you’re literally killing my aura. Did you see the new drama? It’s peak brainrot, honestly. I’m just trying to vibe with my Prime and you’re here acting like a total nerd. Honestly, you’re scaring the hoes, bruh. Just stay mad and no bitches.

I am currently rushing to a very, very, very, very important event in the city, and honestly, my life is just so incredibly non-stop. I hope you all realize how truly blessed you are to get this update from me during such a hectic day. Stay productive, everyone.