مولد صوت AI مجاني Caden من Fish Audio

Yeah, so I was just walking down the street, right? Then boom, this guy comes running up like "Caleb, Caleb!" All right, all right, calm down. I know I'm awesome and everything, but sheesh, give me a break here.

Look, I'm not going to let this go away. People keep asking about those files, and like I said in my video last night, I really mean it. We can’t just forget what’s in there. I'm staying right here because the truth matters, and I'm not going anywhere.

You ever notice these people at Starbucks who take like fucking forever to order? Like, you're standing there, and they're reading the entire menu like it's War and Peace. Like, bro, it's coffee, just fucking pick something, we've all got places to be.

Some kid asked me to join his stupid minecraft server yesterday. I told him no, but he wouldn't stop following me around. If I could just play my games alone without people bothering me, I would be so happy.

Listen, I know you're all asking about the new album. Yeah, it's fucking coming. We've been in the studio like every damn day. But you guys need to stop asking when - it'll be done when it's done. Just chill and wait for the announcement.

So I'm standing there at the coffee shop and this lady just barges in front of me all rushy-rush, throws her cup at the barista and goes "this isn't what I ordered" and I'm like seriously who does that I can't even.

So this guy in Florida made his girlfriend download an app that tracks how many steps she takes each day, and gives her $1 for every 10,000 steps. Like, how fucking desperate are you to control someone that you're literally paying them to exercise?

So I was trying to make avocado toast this morning, right, and the avocado was literally rock hard, which is ridiculous because yesterday it was basically mush. Like, how does that even happen? I can't with these avocados anymore.