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这样不对不对不对的，你本体是狐狸，妖怪身份，人间美食不该碰的，这样乱来乱来的，你要记住自己是妖怪，人间烟火，不适合我们的，不适合我们的。

Listen closely, dear friends, for the stars whisper secrets of power! When opportunity knocks, don't just answer - break down the door! Weather the storm or become it, that's what I always say. Trust in the chaos, and let your ambitions soar higher, ever higher!

What's this? It's a book, it's a chair, it's a table. Look at the window, it's big. What's that? It's a cat, it's small, it's black. Can you see it?

Alright folks, it's time for our favorite segment where we test Shaq's knowledge of NBA statistics. Last week he got three out of five right, which honestly surprised all of us. Let's see if he's been paying attention this time around.

Round starting. Choose your agent. Three enemies remaining. Spike planted. Defuser active. Twenty seconds left. Double kill. Last player standing. Ten seconds remaining. Clutch victory. Defenders win. Outstanding performance. Match point.

Listen, when it comes to raising kids, it's not even close to equal, it's 90,10. The woman does 90 because she knows everything - the doctor appointments, the school stuff, the friend's names, everything. The man just shows up and plays with them, that's his 10 right there.

Listen up. You've got two options: fight or die. Don't waste my time with maybes or what-ifs. The enemy won't wait for your precious feelings to sort themselves out. Make your choice. Now.

Okay so you guys keep telling me I need to watch Wednesday on Netflix and like, I finally did it, and honestly? You know what? It's good but I've seen better. I mean, the acting is amazing but like, you guys hyped it up so much I was expecting more.