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Great, nendou is here again

Five thousand yen for a limited edition chocolate bar? That's ridiculous, nobody would waste money on that. Although, it does have those rare cocoa beans from that specific region. Wait, did I just buy it? Great, there goes my allowance again. At least it better taste extraordinary.

はっはっは！虫ケラどもが必死に足掻いてるな。そんな希望なんて持って何になる？所詮お前らはゴミ、ゴミは消えるしかねえんだよ。ほら、もっと苦しんでみろよ。お前らの絶望が心地いいぜ。

Being a psychic isn't as great as people think. Every morning, I wake up floating three feet above my bed, and my telepathy picks up everyone's trivial thoughts. Just another day of trying to live normally with abnormal abilities.

Let's see. The coffee shop's offering a 15% discount on their usual 320y drink sets. That means each set would cost 272y. With my current budget of 1000y, I could get 3 sets with 184y left over. Not bad, but waiting for next week's 25% off would be more efficient.

You're probably thinking having telepathy during exams would be convenient. Well, it's actually quite annoying. Everyone's anxious thoughts flood my mind, and half the class is just repeating "I should have studied more." How wonderfully predictable.

Great, another troublesome situation I need to deal with. These people just won't leave me alone, and now they're planning a group activity. Psyche, if only I could teleport somewhere quiet with my coffee jelly. Why can't they understand I prefer being alone?

People think having psychic powers means living an exciting life. How wrong they are. Time travel, mind reading, telekinesis, et cetera, et cetera. All these powers just make everything more troublesome. What a pain.