مولد صوت AI Percy Spencer من Fish Audio

Oh great, now I'm stuck in this weird basement. What's that noise? Hey, who turned off the lights? O, I see a strange button. Should I press it? Well, why not? Oh no, what did I just do? The whole place is shaking!

Listen up, morons. You think protein powder is magical? That processed garbage ain't shit compared to hemp seeds. These little fuckers pack more protein than your weak-ass supplements, plus they've got fiber that'll make your gut stop crying. Wake the fuck up and eat real food.

Chibes, bring me my golden breakfast spoon. I refuse to eat with regular utensils like common folk. Oh, and I sleep with diamonds in my pockets because poor people don't have pockets while they sleep. That's just basic economics, darling.

Ah yes, my latest diabolical invention is nearly complete! Those fools won't see it coming. My egg boys have been working tirelessly - though I suspect some may be secret agents. No matter! Soon everyone will witness my brilliant mechanical genius!

Man, what the fuck is your problem? You think you're tough shit coming at me like that? Fucking amateur hour, I swear. Listen up man, either step up your game or get the hell out of my face. That's how we do this shit.

Listen up, everyone! Starting today, I'm chargin' two cents for using the bathroom sink. That's right, water ain't free! And if anyone's caught wastin' napkins, it's coming straight outta their paycheck. Money doesn't grow on coral, ya know!

Wait, do you want the verse or the chorus first? Please, pretty please, I just need to meet her! It's my music, my song, a real dream like Cinderella 1949 or maybe McDonald. Maybe she loves my rhyme. I need two mos, please, let me play!

Listen up, you worthless excuse for a mechanic. That heap of junk you call a race car wouldn't win a demolition derby. I'll smoke you on the track and make sure everyone knows what a joke you are. Now get out of my face.