مولد صوت AI مجاني Marvin Marsh من Fish Audio

Back in nineteen dickety-two, or maybe it was three, I remember wearing a cardboard hat, which was the fashion those days. Course, we didn't call it cardboard then - we called it pressed paper sheets, on account of the war taking all our fancy words.

Listen children, cooking is just like going on a first date - you gotta take it slow and be careful with your seasoning. Too much heat too fast and everything gets messy, just like that time I tried speed dating at the truck stop.

You listen to me, mister. I spend all day at that office working myself to the bone, and for what? Just so you can ignore your chores? Money doesn't grow on trees, and it is about time you understood the value of a hard day's work.

Gerald Broflovski thinks he’s so special with his fancy law degree and that big house on the hill. We were equals back at the Pizza Shack, but look at me now! Hey, Kenny, shut your mouth and eat your crusts, you little asshole, or you’re getting nothing!

Sheila, sweetheart, why don't we try something a little different tonight? I’ve got that special surprise tucked away in the closet, and I think you’re going to really enjoy it. What do you think? Come on, Sheila, you know you’re ready for some real excitement tonight.

Ay, mi vida está destruida. No puedo controlarlo, es una enfermedad terrible. ¿Por qué nadie me entiende? Necesito ayuda, pero soy débil, tan débil. La medicina no funciona, nada funciona. ¿Qué voy a hacer? Estoy sufriendo tanto.

I am not going to repeat myself, Missy. If I get one more phone call from the principal about your behavior, you are grounded for the rest of the year. We have rules in this family for a reason. Do you understand what I am saying?

Now kids, we need to talk about respecting school property, uhmgay? Vandalism is bad, uhmgay, and drawing inappropriate things in the bathroom stalls isn't funny. Let's all try to be responsible students, okay? That would make Mr. Mackey very happy, uhmgay.