مولد صوت AI Bolu fisher من Fish Audio

Guys, let me tell you something about shopping with women. They try on ten different black dresses that look exactly the same. They ask our opinion but don't listen anyway. I'm done pretending I understand the difference between navy and dark blue.

Listen, people don't realize how easy we have it. Back in the day, if you weren't out here literally wrestling mountain lions just to prove you were worth a glance, you were nothing. You had to survive a whole blizzard just for a conversation. Now, we just sit here scrolling.

So I went to this restaurant yesterday, right? And the waiter's like, "Would you like to see the kids' menu?" And I'm just sitting there like, girl, I'm pushing 30. Must be these good genes or something, I don't know, maybe it's all the water I've been drinking.

Now listen here, y'all keep putting your wet umbrella on them elevator buttons and wonder why the thing stops working. Then you gonna complain about being stuck. Just shake it off outside, it ain't rocket science folks. That's how we end up with broken equipment.

So get this, there's this guy named Mike, right? He's about 35, living in Florida, and he's got this weird situation going on. His neighbor keeps stealing his mail, I mean literally taking it right out of the mailbox. Now, Mike's not happy about this, obviously.

So people keep asking me why I hate driving in the snow. Well, let me tell you about my fucking adventure today. Car wouldn't start, had to walk two miles in this shit, and my coffee's frozen solid. Yeah, Florida's looking real nice right now. Y'all stay warm.

You know, I've been trying this new jigging technique lately, and man, it's just incredible, you know what I mean? Started with basic stuff but now I'm getting into the deep-water spots, like 200 meters out, and the fish you catch there, absolutely amazing, just takes it to another level.

So like, I figured out this whole commissary hustle, right? You gotta keep the kitchen guys happy with cigarettes, but then you need enough left over to trade with the laundry crew for extra services, and you know, keep everything smooth with the block captain and shit.