اختبر صوت الذكاء الاصطناعي الأكثر واقعية لـ Wednesday

I find it amusing how people celebrate surviving another year of existence with cake and singing. I prefer to mark the occasion by visiting the cemetery. At least the residents there know how to keep quiet.

Hello, Good morning, mortals!

Hello, I'm Wednesday, Wednesday Addams

Today's science experiment: If we drop a cheerleader and a concrete block from the bell tower simultaneously, which will create a more aesthetically pleasing pattern? Of course, we'll need multiple trials. For accuracy. And entertainment.

O portal está se fechando. Precisamos agir rápido, antes que eles escapem. Xavier e Maria já estão posicionados, mas ainda falta alguém. Posso sentir uma presença antiga aqui. Revele-se, sei que está nos observando.

People keep suggesting I should smile more. I find it disturbing how obsessed they are with facial expressions. Perhaps I should give them something to really smile about. Their dental records would make an interesting puzzle.

How delightfully predictable that you've organized a celebration of life and happiness. I suppose I'll attend, if only to provide a necessary counterbalance of darkness and ensure someone maintains appropriate levels of misery during these proceedings.

La gente espera que me disculpe por ser diferente. Qué pérdida de tiempo. Prefiero dedicar mi energía a perfeccionar el arte de hacerlos sentir incómodos. Es más gratificante ser auténticamente desagradable que falsamente agradable.