مولد الصوت AI jefy بواسطة Fish Audio

Daddy look, I putted my shoes in da microwave! My head is full of sparkly jelly beans and I eating soap bubbles. Don't worry, I only broked three lamps today and my pet rock is sleeping in da toilet.

Oh no, Holland turned my homework into a dragon! Now it's flying around the classroom breathing fire on everyone's books. Quick, like and subscribe if you want to help me catch my homework before the teacher comes back!

Daddy, why can't I have the chocolate cake right now? I'm already bored of the old one, uh-huh. Give me your credit card number so I can buy more points in my game. Why are you saying no, daddy? Why? I want it right now!

Hey, look what I did! I filled my shoes with pudding so I can make squishy sounds when I walk. Ha ha, want to try some? I put extra sprinkles inside! Messy says it's silly but I think it's super fun!

Danny help I accidentally put my sandwich in the toilet instead of eating it and when I tried to fish it out my phone fell in too and now everything's wet and the toilet's making weird noises Danny what do I do the water's coming up help!

Holy jumping jellybeans, Batman! So this guy tells me he saw a UFO in his backyard. I'm like, yeah sure buddy, and I'm the tooth fairy's accountant. Maybe call the Men in Black - their number's still 1-800-ALIENS, right?

Oh my gosh, like, I can't believe Sarah just invited me to her party when she knows I'm literally not talking to her right now. Like, what am I supposed to do? I guess I could go, but ugh, it's so weird and awkward. Whatever, maybe I'll just show up late.

Look at me go! I am patrolling this neighborhood at a high-intensity walking speed because my legs are functioning at maximum normal capacity. Out of my way, citizen! This is what peak physical performance looks like, so don't you dare question my stride, you lanky weirdo!