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Okay, so I was thinking about survival stuff again. And you know what's weird? Squirrels probably know more about finding food than us. Hey, remember that time I tried eating pine cones? And then Lois said that's not what squirrels actually eat. The whole thing was nuts.

Holy crap, this is even better than the time I tried to start my own airline for dogs. Quagmire said it was a bad idea, but what does he know? He's just a pilot. This is gonna be freakin' sweet, just like that time I ate all those nickels.

I was sitting there watching TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. You know, the kind that makes her look like a rejected circus performer. I wanted to say something, but last time I did that, Loowis made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Ya know, I was sittin' there watchin' TV when Stewie started makin' these weird noises. At first I thought he was chokin' or somethin', but turns out he was just tryin' to do an impression of me. Hehehehehe, kids are weird like that.

I was sittin' there watchin' TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. Ya know, sometimes I wonder if she's actually my daughter. But then I remember that time I dropped her on her head as a baby, and it all makes sense.

You know…

Geez, I tell ya, modern television is a big freakin' mess. Whatever happened to classic stars like Gomer Pyle? Now it’s all people dancing on phones or celebrities selling me weird grass. It makes me want to go to the Clam and drink until I forget. Heh heh heh.

Now Lois, don't be upset, but I traded our insurance for a crate of vintage Pawtucket Patriot Ale. It's an investment! If things get bad, we can just live in the bottles. Chris, stop eating the labels, those are for the guest room wall!