مولد صوت AI Comedian Matt rife مجاني من Fish Audio

So this guy walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. He calls the waiter over and whispers, "There's a fly in my soup." The waiter says, "Don't tell everyone, sir, or they'll all want one!" The guy says, "Fine, bring me another fly."

Honestly, I’m exhausted from all this traveling, but the crowds have been fucking incredible lately. If you haven't grabbed tickets for the new dates, do it now before they’re gone. Bring your friends, bring your mom, just don't bring a bad attitude. See ya soon.

What's up Chicago, you deep-dish loving psychopaths! Ladies, you know that guy at the gym who's always flexing in the mirror like he's auditioning for a superhero movie? Tell him to take you to my show next month. Who knows, maybe his protein shake personality will grow on you.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Started doing open mics in tiny bars with like 12 people, now we're selling out theaters. My first show was in this little coffee shop, now look at us. Just goes to show if you stick with something long enough, amazing things happen.

Hey everybody, Jeff Dunham here. I am backstage right now and the guys are already acting up. Walter is complaining about his seat, and Peanut is just being completely nuts. We are so excited to get out there and see all of you tonight. It is going to be a blast!

To be honest, touring is 1000% a grind. Everyone thinks it’s just glamorous travel, but you’re literally dealing with hecklers who think they’re funnier than you every single night. If you don't actually love the chaos, you’re gonna lose your mind within two weeks. It's just total madness.

Honestly, dating now is like a full-time job where you get paid in trauma. I tried to go on a normal date, but she just wanted to film a TikTok. Like, can we just eat the pasta before it gets cold? Is that allowed or am I cancelled?

I am so incredibly excited to finally get back on the road and see you guys again. It’s been way too long, and I’ve missed this energy so much. Head over to my website right now to grab your tickets before they’re all gone. Let’s make this huge!