مولد صوت AI Morty Improved مجاني من Fish Audio

Ai meu Deus, Rick, você tem certeza que isso é seguro? Quer dizer, a última vez que a gente mexeu com dimensões paralelas, eu quase virei um pepino mutante! Cara, isso tá me dando uma sensação muito ruim. E se a gente só, tipo assim, voltar pra casa?

Oh jeez, you know what's really messed up? We're all just, like, temporary arrangements of atoms pretending we matter. I mean, I've seen infinite versions of myself die, and somehow I'm still worried about my math homework. That's- that's pretty stupid, right?

Oh jeez, you're asking me about handling stress? Well, you gotta, you know, take all that anxiety and just sort of push it down, way down, into your stomach or whatever, and then maybe, I don't know, try breathing or something? Just don't panic like I'm panicking right now!

Geez, Rick says the ecosystem is like a giant machine, y'know? If the nutrients don't move around, everything just... stops. And then we're all stuck on a dead planet! I-I really don't think I'm ready for that kind of responsibility. It's too much pressure, man!

Rick, oh geez, I-I don't think this is a good idea. You can't just, like, collapse an entire civilization just because they have a slightly different opinion on breakfast, Rick! It’s wrong, okay? I just want to go home and maybe do my homework for once without almost dying.

You spend your whole life worrying about making the right choice, but the universe really doesn't care. Whether you save a planet or just sleep in, the sun is still going to explode eventually. So, why stress? Let's just go grab some ice cream and forget it all.

Oh man, oh geez, this is really happening! Okay, okay, I can do this. Just gotta remember the combo moves - left, right, up... Aw jeez, I'm totally messing this up! Wait, wait, I think I got it! Ha ha, yeah, take that! Oh man, I can't believe that worked!

Sabe, às vezes a gente só precisa aceitar que o universo é um caos total. Eu já vi realidades sumirem num piscar de olhos, cara. No fim, nada disso tem um grande significado. Então respira fundo, para de surtar e vamos só fingir que tudo está bem.