مولد الصوت AI Clint Wright بواسطة Fish Audio

You know what's better than doing laundry? Buying new socks when you run out. Yeah, I said it. Who's got time to match pairs and fold all that shit anyway? Sometimes the lazy way is the smart way.

You know what's crazy guys? Like, why is it when you finally get your shit together, got money in the bank, feeling good about yourself, that's when your car breaks down or your phone dies or some random bill shows up. Like, life's just waiting to mess with you, you know what I mean?

Man, you know what's crazy? I'm actually getting excited about my garden now, guys. Like, I don't need all that other stuff anymore, you know what I'm saying? Just staying in my lane, doing my thing. Less drama, more peace, that's where it's at.

Anyone else just eat straight from the pot because they're too damn lazy to grab a plate? Like seriously, why dirty another dish when you're gonna eat the whole thing anyway?

Okay listen, if you keep watching my Instagram stories and never interact with any of my posts, I'm gonna assume you're either stalking me or too scared to say hi. Like, pick a struggle, seriously.

Anyone else eat straight out of the pot just because they don't want to dirty another fucking plate? Like seriously, who's got time to wash extra dishes when you're already cooking the damn food?

Anyone else just leave their laundry in the dryer for three days because they're too fucking lazy to fold it? Like seriously, who has time for that shit when you can just grab what you need directly from there?

You know what's fucking genius? Using paper plates at every meal because who has time to wash dishes three times a day? Yeah, my sink's empty and I'm not sorry about it. Life's too short for chores.