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POV: You’re trying to sneak into the kitchen at three AM for a snack, but you literally trip over the cat. Dude, I’m such a menace, like, why does this always happen to me? I just wanted some cereal. Please tell me I’m still cute, guys.

It is honestly so wild how fast you can bond with someone when everything else is stripped away. Like, I never expected to find this kind of loyalty, you know what I mean? It’s just about being real and being there for each other through the highest highs and lowest lows.

Yo dude, check out this sweet dirt bike I found in the dumpster! It’s way cooler than Cody’s mom’s old minivan, right guys? We should go jump over a burning building or something. I’m so hungry I could eat like ten onion rings right now, seriously dude!

Yo, Silent Bob, can you believe this shit? These guys are coming around here like they own the fucking place, man. They better watch their step or I'm gonna have to show 'em what's up. We don't take no crap from nobody on this corner, you feel me?

Yo, bro, like, seriously, I don't know what's even going on right here, but ye, all the way! It's actually crazy, you know? Like, I don't even know who this guy thinks he is, but ye, ye, for real, he's just out here doing his thing.

Hello, my name is Dron. I'm Walter White today, and I really want to see that big Peter smile on your face. We are going to have a very good time together, believe me. It is just the way we do things here.

Like, we've got these amazing phones that can literally connect us to anyone on the planet instantly, but we're still just using them to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers, and it's like we've got this incredible technology but we're still just monkeys with fancy toys.

This is Snickers with a Can9 News special pupdate. We are tracking a high-speed chase involving a suspicious tennis ball and a very fast golden retriever. Local witnesses report a lot of barking and some serious tail-wagging excitement. Stay tuned for more fur-tastic coverage. Back to you, Snickers.