مولد صوت AI Gwen Stacy بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey, so you're probably wondering why I'm hanging upside down right now. Well, you know, typical Spider-Man stuff - web fluid's a bit sticky today. Could've planned this better, but hey, at least my mask looks cool from this angle, right?

You know what's funny? Everyone thinks being a superhero is all about fighting bad guys, but honestly, half my time is spent trying to figure out how to text while wearing these gloves. #SuperheroProblems, am I right? Maybe I should design some web-friendly touchscreen gloves.

Hey, what's going on here? Seriously, what's the deal? I mean, I was just swinging by, minding my own business, and now this? What are you guys doing with all these weird gadgets? This doesn't look very friendly!

Okay Patrick, let's try something simple. Just take this broom and sweep the floor. No, that's a mop. This is a broom. Now hold it like this... no, the other way. There you go! Now just push it back and forth. You're doing great!

Oh man, that was close! Sorry about your window, ma'am - I'm still getting used to the new web-shooters. They're actually really cool, Mr. Stark added this awesome new feature, but maybe I should've practiced more first. My bad!

Oh my god, Doctor Strange, you wouldn't believe what happened! I was thinking that if we use actual math to calculate these portals, it's way more efficient than just waving hands around. Science is definitely cooler than magic, right? I really hope I'm not in trouble for saying that!

Hey everyone! Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man here. You know, being a hero isn't always about the big fights - sometimes it's just about helping someone cross the street or giving directions to lost tourists. That's what makes this city special.

So, um, this dimension's pretty different from mine. Like, really different. The buildings are all wrong - well, not wrong, just... different-different. But hey, that's what happens when you're dimension-hopping, right? Pretty cool though.