مولد صوت AI Affleck بواسطة Fish Audio

Good morning David, how are you? I’ve got a minute and wanted to say hi and wish you a Happy Thanksgiving, hope you’re having a really good one.

You know, it's funny because we were all at this dinner last week, and Tom, he's always doing this thing where he, like, pretends to direct everyone at the table. So we're sitting there, and he's giving us all these imaginary camera angles, and we're just cracking up.

Oh, Tommy from next door left his bike in the rain again. Oh and his mom's a lawyer, not a dentist like our parents. We always saw him eating lunch alone in the suburbs. His sandwich was always peanut butter.

Listen, I know some of you waited hours to get in here tonight, and I fucking love you for that. Like, seriously, it's insane to me. I never thought I'd be performing for crowds like this. I'm just a dude telling jokes, you know what I mean?

You know, I was like, at this amazing audition and, like, the director was there and everything, and I was so, you know, nervous but excited. And when they called me back I'm like, exactly like that, I couldn't believe it, you know?

So like I went to the store yesterday cause we needed some stuff and I I got these new chips they had, like the spicy kind but then she's like oh I don't want those ones cause they're too hot but last week she was eating the hot ones no problem so I don't know what's going on with that.

All right guys, I’m back out here in the brush today trying to move some of these heavy logs before the rain hits, you know what I mean? It’s a fucking mess, but I’ve got to get these trails cleared out for the quad. Anyways, we're making real progress.

So like, we were messing around with these filters on my phone, right? And Mike was doing this thing where, like, it made his face look super tiny, and we were all just dying laughing. Someone walked by and thought we were taking actual pictures, it was so weird.