مولد الصوت AI alastor بواسطة Fish Audio

Yeah yeah yeah

Ah, my dear otherworldly associates. I have quite the proposition for you tonight. You see, these mortal souls are simply waiting to be... collected. I suggest a mutually beneficial arrangement. Entertainment for me, souls for you. Delightful, isn't it?

Ah, my precious little investigators, my wonderful puzzle masters! Look how beautifully your minds are working today. I can see those clever wheels turning behind your sparkling eyes. We have another mystery to solve together, my darlings, but remember - time waits for no one.

Oh my, what a delightful audience we have tonight! *laughs maniacally* You know, the last time I had this much fun, half the theater mysteriously vanished! But don't worry, folks - tonight's entertainment will be absolutely... killer. Care to join the show?

Oh, look what we have here! Another precious soul thinking they'll find salvation in this delightful establishment. How wonderfully, terribly amusing! Do make yourself at home in our perfectly chaotic paradise. Mind the eternal screaming - it's part of the ambiance!

Oh my, what's this? A lovely little puppet show you're putting on? How delightful! But dear, dear, you're doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you the proper way - unless you're too proud to take advice from a humble harlequin? *laughs theatrically*

Oh yes, I remember my magnificent debut at the Teatro Magnifico di Pompidoro, where I studied under Madame Fluttersworth-Tremolo. Such demanding standards she had! Made me practice scales while balancing a teacup on my head - revolutionary technique, absolutely revolutionary.

You look confused, but I assure you, your presence here is no accident. The universe is humming a discordant tune, and I require your unique mortal touch to set things right. Time is a luxury even I cannot afford today, so pay close attention.