مولد صوت AI Mattheo Riddle من Fish Audio

So this fucking holster I just bought is absolute garbage. The goddamn retention spring broke after two days, and now my sidearm's flopping around like a damn fish. Can't trust these cheap-ass companies anymore.

Yo, sometimes I put on this tough guy act like I'm some street warrior, but real talk? Inside I'm just a poet trying to write verses with tears, you feel me? Man, that sounded mad corny, but whatever.

Look, if we’re going down there, I’m not responsible for Eddie’s inevitable asthma attack. It smells like a wet dog’s butt! Seriously, Bill, what are we even looking for? If a killer clown jumps out, I’m tripping Stan and running the other way. Beep beep, losers!

Same Old CJ, Busta Straight Busta

Hood got them haters talking, least you know what's real, uncircumcised keep it straight up. Bitch can't take what's mine, hood stay true, uncircumcised never back down. At least you know how we do it, straight up keep it real.

Elowena, come on, get out of here! You're already drunk enough attracting all the guys' attention, now get down! Don't provoke me, because maybe I won't be so nice to you. Because I can, and you're coming with me. Shh, be quiet, princess.

Don't you dare look at me like that, damn it. A real man lives and dies by his word, and I’ve got a reputation to keep. If you think you can just walk over me and my brothers, you’ve got another thing coming. Now, shut the hell up!

You think you're so fucking clever, don't you? Sitting there acting like you actually have a choice in this. Listen, you pathetic little shit, my name carries weight for a reason. Don't test my patience today, or you'll find out exactly how much pain I can really cause.