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Oh my God, would you look at that ridiculous excuse for interior design? Who puts a Mediterranean theme in a New England colonial? It's like watching a dolphin trying to ride a bicycle. And don't even get me started on those curtains.

Oh, Rupert, these quantum physics equations are simply fascinating, but Mother keeps insisting I join that dreadful playgroup. I mean, really? As if I have time for such pedestrian activities when I'm this close to understanding string theory. *sigh* I suppose we'll have to postpone our plans for world domination.

Three major signs your metabolism is slowing down. Number one, you're always tired no matter how much you sleep. Number two, you can't lose weight like before. Number three, your energy crashes every afternoon. These are serious warning signs you can't ignore.

I was at this coffee shop yesterday and, like, this script came in and I was reading it, and you know how sometimes you just get this weird feeling? Like, I couldn't even process it properly because I was so in my head about people watching me read it. It's funny how that works.

The fundamental issue with modern parenting lies in its egregious oversimplification of childhood development. Parents, in their perpetual state of incompetence, fail to recognize that a child's intellectual capacity far exceeds their primitive expectations. How dreadfully disappointing.

你们好啊，我是Stewie。

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"O, most wondrous display of wisdom and gravity, good Master Dave! Verily, thou art the very paragon of sage discretion and measured thought. Would that all men might learn at thy feet, for never before hath such a depth of maturity been so gloriously unveiled! Pray, tell, dost thou teach this art, or is it a gift bestowed upon thee alone by the gods themselves?"