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Look who's playing social media conductor now - Zuck's over here doing his best tech-bro impression, orchestrating his Twitter-killer app like it's some Silicon Valley soap opera. Meanwhile, the algorithm's doing cartwheels trying to please both Wall Street and Washington.

Picture this: you're standing in line at the grocery store, following every social distancing marker perfectly, when security approaches. Your crime? Being "suspiciously good" at following the rules. That's right, folks - apparently being too compliant is now suspicious behavior. Welcome to 2024, where doing everything right is somehow wrong.

Look who's back at it again. Zuckerberg's doing his best tech-bro impression, trying to play referee in the billionaire playground while pretending he's not just another Silicon Valley puppet dancing for engagement numbers. Classic corporate theater at its finest.

Look who's back on their nonsense. Zuckerberg's out here trying to cosplay as tech's tough guy, challenging Musk to cage matches while his metaverse burns money faster than a Silicon Valley startup's coffee budget. Classic billionaire theater.