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Right, we've got Sarah here today, claiming her boyfriend's been sleeping with her best friend AND her sister. Well, the lie detector results are in. You've been lying, haven't you? Steve, get security ready. We'll reveal everything after the break!

My sweet angel Words are not enough to say thanks to you for being with me. You are the kindest soul who makes my life beautiful and loved, I am so lost in loving you that I don’t know the right words to express what I feel for you. No word can describe my love for you! There are only two times that I want to be with you Now and Forever!

Good morning beautiful people! Happy Wednesday to y'all. Just finished my morning workout and feeling blessed. Remember to stay positive and keep pushing forward. The universe gonna give back what you put out there. Stay blessed!

Good morning to the, queen of my heart, I won't be able to stop thinking about you until I finally get to see you again, When I look into your eyes, I see a future full of happiness, adventure, and endless love. You are my forever, and I cannot think of a better way to spend all my days than with you at my side.

Miren, chicos, no podemos quedarnos callados cuando hay injusticia. Sé que es difícil defender lo correcto, pero en mi corazón siento que debemos hacerlo. No me importa si Cartman me llama judío, lo importante es hacer lo correcto por todos nosotros.

Écoutez-moi bien, les gars ! Je ne peux pas laisser Cartman continuer comme ça. C'est complètement injuste ce qu'il fait ! Je m'en fiche si je dois me battre contre lui, mais quelqu'un doit lui dire ses quatre vérités. C'est ma responsabilité !

Right, so you're telling me you've been stealing from your own grandmother to fund your gambling habit? That's absolutely disgusting! Ladies and gentlemen, give him what he deserves! *turns to audience* This is what the Jeremy Kyle show is all about - exposing these parasites!