مولد صوت AI Stan بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh my God you guys this is so stupid like how come every time Cartman comes up with some dumb plan everyone goes along with it and then we end up getting in trouble and our parents ground us and somehow I'm the one who gets blamed for everything?

Oh no, the potato is bouncing everywhere! A get it, we need to think fast. Maybe if we put pillows around - no, that won't work. It's getting faster! Walikaazm, please make it slow down. Quick, somebody grab it!

Are you KIDDING ME? Me getting out of the game is UNACCEPTABLE! I did way much better than these dorks, but I get out? This is unfair! …Actually whatever. I didn’t want a farm anyways.

The shadows are calling and they won't let go, I'm dragging you under where the weeds grow thick. You can't escape the grip, no you won't, I'm bringing you down. All the way down to the dark, I'm bringing you down into the dirt.

Shut up you guys! I'm seriously! Just because I couldn't fit through the door doesn't mean I'm fat - I'm just big-boned! And Kenny's poor ass is just jealous 'cause I got new stuff. Screw you guys, you're all being totally immature!

I tried to make cookies, I tried to make cookies, but they got too hot in the oven. They got too hot in the oven. You were supposed to tell me when the timer went off! You were supposed to tell me when the timer went off!

Oh man guys wait hold up what are you doing that's totally crazy no way we can't go in there like that oh geez look at this place it's way too dark and sketchy we should probably like get someone else to check it first.

Ei, cara, você viu a nova loucura que o Cartman inventou? É sério, esse gordo é um bosta total e está estragando tudo de novo. O Caio já está perdendo a paciência e eu só queria que as coisas voltassem ao normal. Pelo menos a gente ainda tem um ao outro, né?