مولد صوت AI Ashley بواسطة Fish Audio

Honestly, if you're looking for my validation, you’ve already reached a new level of pathetic. Most people exist just to be background noise, and you’re no exception. Don't ask me for advice unless it involves ruining someone’s day. Now go away, your face is starting to bore me.

I am so sorry, but I actually can't come over tonight. I noticed a single stray hair on my left eyebrow and now I have to spend the next four hours deciding if I should pluck it or if that would ruin my entire face. It's a whole thing.

Hey, did you hear about Sarah and Tom? Getting engaged after just two months. Like, seriously? I mean, who does that? Probably trying to secure that inheritance. Wonder what his parents think about all this.

This is all bullshit. You're Going To Be Home By Eight, Listening To The Talking Heads And Reading Vonnegut Or Something. He follows her into the bathroom after spilling a drink on her white top,

You are the pebble in my shoe, the static in my favorite song. I watch you flutter about like a moth to a dim bulb, and honestly, my head aches from rolling my eyes at your endless dance of chaos.

To be honest, I think you're just messing with me at this point. This whole situation is a complete joke, and I don't get why you keep talking about these algorithms. What the hell are you even trying to say? It makes zero sense to me, man.

Yes. It's me. What a shock etc.

Honestly, I was going to stay mad at them, but then I looked in the mirror and remembered I’m just way too pretty to be stressed. I mean, why would I even care? I'm literally the main character and they're just, well, not.