مولد الصوت AI Garfield بواسطة Fish Audio

Может ты на бутылку сядешь сука?

Ну и пошёл нахуй тогда! Завтра будешь моё гавно жрать.

You know what's worse than a Monday? A Monday without lasagna. It's practically a crime against cat-kind. I've decided that from now on, breakfast is officially canceled unless it involves extra cheese and a nap. Now, someone fetch my pillow; being this right is absolutely exhausting.

Oh yeah. Well, why don't you transition my afternoon nap into some kind of workout routine? And while you're at it, maybe transition my Monday lasagna into a salad. Not happening, pal.

Jon actually thinks a diet means eating less lasagna. Can you believe the nerve of that man? I told him my body is a temple, and temples require regular offerings of cheese and pasta. Wake me when he comes to his senses or the pizza guy arrives.

Oh boy, it's dinner time already? Garfield, please don't look at me like that - I know I'm running late with your lasagna. Odie, stop jumping around while I'm trying to set the table. You two are such a handful sometimes.

Monday morning. The very thought makes my whiskers ache. Why must the sun shine so brightly when there's perfectly good sleep to be had? I’d get up to close the curtains, but that involves movement, and movement leads to exercise. I'm allergic to exercise. Wake me for lasagna.

¡Contemplen al gran Garfield, el famoso escalador de montañas! Nada puede detenerme mientras subo hacia la cima... ¡Esperen un momento! ¿Es eso una lasaña en el campamento base? ¡Odi! ¡Bájame de aquí! La aventura puede esperar, ¡la comida no!