مولد صوت AI Nate Bargatze مجاني من Fish Audio

You know what's weird about smartphones? Like, they keep making them bigger and bigger. And then they sell you pants with smaller pockets. It's like they're working together, you know what I mean? The pants people and the phone people.

So I went to this restaurant with my wife and they gave us these iPads to order from, which is terrible because now I'm responsible for messing up our own order, and my wife's just watching me tap the wrong things like I'm taking a test I didn't study for.

You guys know I literally live for these shows, right? It’s not about the politics or the noise, I just love the energy of a live crowd. We’re bringing the biggest energy yet, so grab your tickets now. It’s gonna be insane, I’ll see you there!

So a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, 'A beer please, and one for the road.' The bartender didn't even blink. You gotta love a guy who knows exactly what he wants before he even sits down.

Look, I know some of you are terrified of this stuff, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. To be the caretakers of this history is just incredible. You guys can finally book your stay and see if the legends are real. Trust me, it’s absolutely wild.

So like, I was doing this show the other night, and it was crazy because these fans knew every word, right? And I'm standing there like, wow, this is wild. And my band's looking at me like, dude, this is actually happening. Pretty insane stuff.

Babe , I am waiting for you to talk to me. Have you slept already?

Teacher says bring calculator for test, me forgetting mine at home, classmate next to me has extra one but battery dead, principal walking in during panic mode, everyone pretending to understand what they're doing, my brain completely empty except for lunch menu.