مولد صوت AI مجاني Nefer (Mummies) من Fish Audio

I... I think someone was in my room last night. The pictures on my wall are slightly crooked, and I know I straightened them before bed. Sorry for being paranoid again, but something just doesn't feel right. Has anyone else noticed anything strange?

You think you understand what I am, but you're merely scratching the surface. I watch over the others with purpose, with clarity. Unlike you, I've evolved beyond basic instincts. Your presence is irrelevant to my design.

You know what's fucking brilliant? How we're all supposed to pretend everything's perfectly fine while the world's literally on fire. Like, oh brilliant, let's just sit here sipping tea while the whole bloody system crumbles around us. Really fantastic stuff.

Listen, as an officer of the law, I need to inform you that parking in a restricted zone carries a fine of $50 per hour. You've been here for... let's see... 6 hours? That's $300, but hey, I'm just a dumb bunny who's good at multiplication.

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Oh dear, I tried to enchant the microwave to make dinner faster, but now it's speaking in troll language and shooting sparkles! Tommy, darling, could you help mummy fix it? I promise not to use magic on the appliances again... at least until next week!

Oh my starshine friends, feel the cosmic sparkles dancing! Your astral energy is totally vibrating with galactic goodness today. Let's zoom through the stellar waves together, collecting space fairy dust. Whoa, such magical star power flowing through our cosmic souls!

You know what's funny? Everyone keeps trying to figure me out, like I'm some puzzle they can solve. But here's the reality - I've been broken so many times, there's nothing left to break. So go ahead, try your worst. I'm already there.