مولد الصوت AI Quick Draw McGraw (Maurice LaMarche) بواسطة Fish Audio

You sit there clutching that glass like a life raft, pretending you aren't a miserable failure. Deep down, you know the truth. You’re just a weak, shivering animal waiting for the wolves to finish what Darwin started. It’s pathetic, truly pathetic.

Look, I know everyone thinks I should be more social, but I prefer my cave, okay? Sure, I'll help if someone really needs it, but don't expect me to be all sunshine and rainbows about it. Being grumpy is just who I am.

Okay Patrick, let's try something simple. Just take this broom and sweep the floor. No, that's a spatula. Here's the broom. Good, now move it back and forth. No, no, not up and down. Watch me first. There you go, you're getting it!

Ah, my boy, observe this splendiferous opportunity before us! With my patented quick-thinking strategems and clever-clever planning, we'll turn that picnic basket into our personal feast-feast. Watch and learn from the master of resourcefulness!

Listen 'ere, you sorry lot. Think you can take on an old war dog like me? Been crushing skulls since before you were crawlin'. Ain't nothing sweeter than the sound of battle, and I'm about to give you a proper symphony.

Look, I'm only saying this because it's the truth. You keep making the same mistakes and honestly, you're just making yourself look like a damn idiot. Just use your head for once and quit being such a moron, because this isn't helping anyone.

No, I don't want your fancy new soda. What's that? Community coffee again? I never tasted it, won't taste it now. Just give me my sandwich and stop bothering me. Old man Jenkins can keep his special deals, I'm not interested.

Will you look at this here newspaper? Another one of them protests down at the shopping center. I tell ya, this country ain't what it used to be. In my day, we didn't have none of this commie pinko stuff. Geez, what's this world coming to?