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Look who's playing social media superhero again, Zuck's over here trying to convince us his Threads app is some kind of Twitter-killer while dancing around like a tech bros' favorite puppet show host. Classic Silicon Valley savior complex in full display.

Look who's back on Twitter doing damage control. Another tech billionaire trying to play both sides of the political fence while pretending they're some kind of free speech warrior. It's like watching a Silicon Valley remake of "Mean Girls."

Look at Zuckerberg trying to play tough guy with his MMA stunts while doing damage control on Meta's latest privacy mess. It's like watching a robot take acting classes to convince people it's totally not harvesting their data for breakfast.

Check out this genius trying to take a selfie with a bear. He actually thought getting closer would make a better shot. The bear wasn't having it though. Dude dropped his phone and ran faster than he's ever moved in his life.

Look who's playing social media superhero again - Zuckerberg strutting around like Silicon Valley's answer to WWE, challenging Musk to a cage match while the rest of us watch these billionaire bros turn Twitter into their personal playground.

Look at Zuckerberg trying to compete with Twitter, launching Threads like he's the savior of social media. And here's the kicker - while he's busy copying features, Instagram's turning into this weird TikTok wannabe. Classic tech billionaire move, right?

Look who's back at it again. Zuckerberg's doing his best tech-bro impression, trying to convince everyone he's just a regular guy while building his metaverse empire. It's like watching a robot attempt interpretive dance at a Silicon Valley Ted Talk.

Did you know that in Toy Story Andy's dad actually died when he was young Thats why we never see him and explains why Andy is so attached to Woody since its actually his fathers old toy from the 1950s This explains the vintage style of Woody.