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Look who's playing social media superhero again, Zuck's over here trying to convince us his Threads app is some kind of Twitter-killer while dancing around like a tech bros' favorite puppet show host. Classic Silicon Valley savior complex in full display.

Hey, I noticed you've been checking your phone all evening. Something bothering you? Come on, you can tell me about it. I've got all night to listen, and sometimes talking things through really helps. Let me be here for you.

Hey guys, so excited to share that we just hit 100K subscribers on our channel! Like, this is absolutely incredible and I'm just so grateful for all of you. We've got some amazing content coming up, and I can't wait to share everything with you guys!

Look who's back on Twitter doing damage control. Another tech billionaire trying to play both sides of the political fence while pretending they're some kind of free speech warrior. It's like watching a Silicon Valley remake of "Mean Girls."

I saw some strange lights near the old warehouse last night but it was probably just faulty wiring or some kids with lasers these days everyone wants to call it aliens or ghosts but stay grounded folks logic is the only thing that actually works in this world.

Everyone knows that one girl who's literally obsessed with Instagram, posts every single coffee cup she drinks, takes like 50 selfies before posting one, captions everything with deep quotes she found online. Bro, we get it, you're "living your best life" but it's just Starbucks.

So this kid kept showing off his expensive phone in class making fun of others until one day he dropped it trying to take selfies the teacher picked it up and gave it to the principal now he has to use his old flip phone karma hits different.

Alright, here we go, man and cats just chilling one cat’s on his shoulder like it's just a casual Sunday He walks over to the sofa, pushes the cat off NO LOOK BACK. But THE CAT’S NOT DONE. It jumps back onto his back, grabs his pajamas with paws Man！Doesn’t even blink. Just pats his back and keeps walking, like he’s been through worse. Absolute legend. 😂 Cats own the show, humans just live in it.