مولد الصوت AI Cousin Eddie بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey y'all, reckon we shoulda gone down to the creek like them others did, but we was busy with the whole family situation an' all. Ain't that just how things work out sometimes, ain't it?

Martha! Them chickens is loose in the garden again! Look at 'em scratchin' up my tomatoes! Grab the broom while I chase 'em back to the coop. Dang critters always findin' a way through that broken fence!

You're telling me for 40 years of sending my wife out to the garage to break down boxes, I could have done this.Hey, no way.

Y'know, I got this old truck I've been driving for bout eight years now. Ain't nothing fancy, bought it off my cousin for $800 and a promise to help him move. By the grace of God, that old thing still runs just fine, even with all them miles on it.

Hey, uh, looks like them clouds are rollin' in from the west, yeah. Probably gonna get some rain tonight, oh yeah. Might need to check on them horses in the back pasture, probably gettin' restless already.

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Billy Bob comes over lookin' all excited. Says to me, "You heard about ol' Jimmy's fishin' trip?" I said "Naw," and he says, "Well, that boy managed to catch himself everything but fish - including his own hat!"

Y'all ain't gonna believe what happened down at the fishin' hole yesterday. My cousin Earl, bless his heart, thought he caught himself the biggest catfish ever. Turns out it was just his own boot he lost last summer. Ain't that somethin'?

I tell you what, this weather's been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Ain't seen rain in so long, the catfish are carrying canteens. Billy down the road tried watering his garden yesterday - looked like a chicken trying to milk a cow.