مولد صوت AI Lola Skumpy من Fish Audio

Like, oh my lasagna, are you really wearing that or did you just like crawl out of a dumpster behind the CVS where my mom buys her boxed wine? You're being such a total bad guy like Guy Fieri and it’s making me want to glam.

Oh my laagna, are you actually serious? You’re like a cold chicken nugget someone left in a hot car for like three weeks. If you don't buy me those glitter boots, I’m gonna scream until my throat feels like a piece of dry beef jerky or like what?

Sigh sob big tear. Are you saying we should take my mom's workout tapes and like, bury them in the backyard so she can't leave the house? Because if Rodney moves in, I'm gonna glam his toothbrush into the garbage like a dirty piece of prime rib, oh my lasagna!

Now, according to the Official Friendship Handbook, Section Nine, the designated driver—that’s me—gets to choose the radio station, while the passenger—that’s you—must provide the snacks. It’s very official, very binding, and I’ve even got this glittery gavel to make it legal. So, are we thinking salty or sweet?

Oh my rigatoni! Are you seriously gonna tell me that I can't have a third soda or are you trying to like trigger my abandonment issues or like what? My mom's new husband Greg says I'm a handful but he's just a dirty piece of ham in a suit!

Y'all, I just spent like 45 minutes trying to perfect this Instagram story, and Lord help me, I posted it with a typo. Like, who does that? And of course it got more views than anything I've ever posted. God's really testing my humility right now.

Listen, I'm not saying there's a clown following me with balloons, but if there was, which there might be, I'm just gonna slowly back away now. Please don't make any sudden movements, and whatever you do, don't look behind the mailbox.

Listen darling, you can't just walk into a room; you have to make an entrance that sparkles! We’re adding more glitter, more sass, and a touch of royal flair. My mission is to ensure you look absolutely flawless because, frankly, the world needs a lot more glamour right now.