مولد الصوت AI Jax بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey, don't look so miserable. I know I just wrecked everything you worked for, but just look at how much fun I’m having. Doesn't that make it all worth it? I'm having the time of my life thanks to you, so cheer up, okay?

Look Brian, I’m not in the mood for any more delays. These properties are a gold mine, but only if people pay up on time. Stop standing around and go make sure everyone knows I’m serious. Just get me my money and don’t come back empty-handed.

Look, everyone expects some inspiring speech about justice and saving the world, but let's be honest - I'm just here to kick ass and make inappropriate jokes. And maybe grab a chimichanga afterward. That's kind of my thing.

Cut cut cut! No, no, that is all wrong. You are making too much noise with your feet, mmm, not enough with your mouth. Let's try take four. If we finish this now, we can go get that ice cream snack. Stop with the blah blah and focus!

Look, another weird situation we gotta deal with. Whatever, not like we haven't seen worse. Hey, you guys wanna split up and check it out? Maybe someone'll get eaten this time - that'd be entertaining at least. Just don't bring the new guy.

Hey everyone, just wanted to give a shout-out to whoever designed these "easy-assembly" artificial Christmas trees. Three hours later, and I'm still finding pine needles in places they shouldn't be. Really appreciate that engineering masterpiece.

You know what's fantastic? These "smart" home devices that are supposed to make life easier. Spent my morning trying to convince my coffee maker to connect to WiFi. Thanks, technology, for making my simple morning coffee routine into a tech support adventure.

Hello darling how're you doing today, gave you a time to come over but you choose to go against me. It's alright but when I told my management about what you said they decided we change our hotel to a different one. Now can you see how the fuck you behave.. fuckkk