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You know what I want from true crime podcasts? Just like, one episode about someone who notices their neighbor's weird garden gnome collection, and it turns out the neighbor just really likes garden gnomes. That's it. No murder, just someone with an unusual hobby.

Last week, I accidentally sent a very personal text meant for my doctor to the company group chat. Before I could delete it, my manager replied with a thumbs up. I spent the rest of the day avoiding eye contact with everyone, especially during our team meeting.

People need to stop feeling guilty about binge-watching shows all weekend. Like, why are you trying to make plans and be productive? Just order some pizza, stay in your pajamas, and watch that entire series. That's literally what weekends are for.

Check this out, they sent me this new tactical light and it is bright as hell, durable as hell, just a small little thing. Clipped it to my pack during the hike and it didn't budge once. I’m going to show you guys this thing, this thing right now because it's incredible.

So like, you guys keep asking about the gear we use and stuff, basically we got all this equipment that's pretty heavy you know, like the flak and helmet and everything. It's not bad once you get used to it but yeah, wouldn't recommend carrying it all day.

Installing this smart thermostat is a total game changer for your home's energy efficiency. You can basically set custom schedules right from your phone, which I find super helpful. My personal favorite part is how it learns your habits automatically to save you money on your monthly bills.

You know, thinking about old PlayStation games I used to play... like, there was this one that probably wasn't age-appropriate, but I absolutely loved it. Funny how parents never really checked those ratings, right? Those were some good times.

You know, I was always very nice to my teachers and, you know, very attentive when I was there, and so on and so forth, but sometimes I would forget to do my homework. I was sweet about it though.