مولد صوت AI AsiiLxnLvr من Fish Audio

Oh my god, I'm actually so bad at this, it's literally insane bro. Did you see that? That guy is so lucky, I'm actually malting right now. Whatever, let's just go again, I'm locking in for real this time, just watch me.

Alex, why do you keep dying in the easiest missions? Honestly, this game was better before the update. Roberts, stop trying to defend him, you're just as bad. At least the hunters are doing something right.

What were they thinking with this fucking controls? It's like trying to perform brain surgery while wearing boxing gloves made of shit. The jumping mechanics are so bad, I'd rather stick my dick in a beehive than play this assload of garbage again.

Why did you leave me in the dark? It's so cold, so cold. You said you'd stay, but you lied, everyone always lies! Now the voices are screaming again and I have to make them stop. I'll break everything, break, break, until there's nothing left of you.

So apparently EA thinks we're all made of money now, charging $70 for a broken game that's basically just last year's version with a new coat of paint. Are you fucking kidding me? What's next, charging us to use the pause button? This is absolutely ridiculous!

Bro, are you serious right now? What the hell am I even looking at? There is no way you actually thought this was okay! What is going through your head, man? Stop it! Just stop! This is actually insane, I am losing my mind right now!

I can't handle this game anymore because this game makes me so mad, but at least it's not as bad as Wii Sports because Wii Sports actually makes me want to throw my controller through the window.

Bro, like literally the fucking hit registration in this game is so broken. Like how the fuck do you shoot someone point blank and it just doesn't register? It's actually insane how many times this shit happens, like literally unplayable sometimes.