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If you see Pattrick Star doing yoga in your living room while Squidward plays clarinet on your couch don't panic they've started a meditation center in your house follow these steps first throw a jellyfish net over Patrick's head when he's doing downward starfish then grab Squidward's clarinet and run.

Like, honestly, social media has made everything so much worse. People think they can just slide into your DMs and say whatever they want, and it's like, I'm not here for that. Growing up with Instagram and everything, it's just been so overwhelming sometimes.

Anyway, so then we see her again at the after-party, and mind you, she's acting like we never even met. It was honestly so weird because we literally just hung out. She just did this thing where she looks right through you, which was like, totally unexpected.

Okay guys, so the craziest thing happened to me last night. I was in my room watching Netflix at like 2 AM, and I swear I heard footsteps in the hallway. So I'm like frozen, right? And then my dog starts growling at the door. I was literally so scared!

So get this, I was applying for a job at the grocery store and they asked about special skills, and I'm like yeah I can walk really fast professionally, and they just stared at me like I'm making it up, I mean three Olympic medals and I can't even bag groceries right.

I was literally staring at my phone for like two hours waiting for those shoes to go on sale. I was like, should I wait or just grab them? And then I refreshed the page and they were gone, you guys, just completely gone. I'm so upset right now.

This couple was having dinner at their favorite restaurant when suddenly, the lights dimmed. The waiters started bringing out photos from their relationship, one by one. She thought it was just their anniversary celebration until she saw their first-ever text message projected on the wall. That's when he surprised her with the ring.

Honestly, I just wanted to clarify my side because people keep asking about that night. She seemed super stressed the whole time, and even though we tried to include her, she just kept running off with random people. It was honestly such a weird vibe for our first meeting.