مولد الصوت AI Chris بواسطة Fish Audio

If you see Pattrick Star doing yoga in your living room while Squidward plays clarinet on your couch don't panic they've started a meditation center in your house follow these steps first throw a jellyfish net over Patrick's head when he's doing downward starfish then grab Squidward's clarinet and run.

So today I had this thing, like, a callback or whatever. They're super professional, did all the paperwork first. No makeup again, but who cares? They took my measurements, did some health screening stuff. I'm telling you, this production company really knows what they're doing.

Listen, please don't try to give yourself a facial at home, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. I tried it once and oh my God, my face was red for days. I'm not an esthetician, you're not an esthetician. Just go to a professional.

Okay, so like, the craziest thing happened yesterday, and I swear this is totally real. I had this weird feeling about my favorite necklace, like something was off, so I moved it from my dresser to this random box, and literally an hour later, my cat knocked everything off the dresser.

Oh my God, you guys, what the fuck is up with people who post their entire life on social media but can't respond to a fucking text message? Like, you're literally on your phone 24/7, posting stories, but you can't send a quick "hey" back? Just fucking respond!

So my cat has this really cute habit now. She always sits by the window in the morning, watching the birds, and makes these funny little chirping sounds. It's adorable, but I have to make sure the window screen is secure.

Look at these shiny walls around me, they make my face look different every time. I'm going through these spaces, up and down, seeing everyone change. Sometimes we smile together, sometimes we just watch each other moving around.

You know, like, with social media and everything, my mom's actually pretty cool about it, she's like, you know, supporting me but also like, not really following everything I do, which is totally fine, you know, it's kind of better that way actually.