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I drank at least three little water00s because the 80s born 80s topco never ever stops. Are you sniffing my stinky feet again? Oh yes, get that vinegar and cheese smell right up your nose. I know you love my smelly dirty toes, yes, sniff it.

And when people hear my accent, they're like, oh you must love haggis and wearing kilts, and I have to explain that not every Scottish person is walking around in tartan all day, but yeah, we do love our traditions, mind you.

Hey friends, let me tell you about another Scottish tradition - Burns Night! It's this brilliant celebration we have in January where we eat haggis, recite poetry, and wear kilts. I actually went to one last year, and it was absolutely fantastic!

Listen here, I'm on top of the world baby, nobody can touch me now! You see these numbers? Biggest pay-per-view in history baby! They all want to fight me, but they can't handle this level of success, this level of precision baby!

Right then you lot, got some proper massive news brewing in the old noggin. Could be about our next gig, could be about me winning the moon in a poker game. Either way, you're gonna love it... or hate it. Probably both, knowing you lot. Stay tuned, you melons!

Alright, so here we are, and I've got to take it all off. It’s for the new project, and honestly, I’m a little sad to see it go. It’s been months of growth! Okay, here goes nothing. Oh my god, look at that. It’s gone. Just gone. Wow.

Hello everyone! Let me share another wonderful Scottish tradition - the Burns Night supper. It's absolutely brilliant, with haggis, whisky, and poetry readings. We gather with friends, share stories, and celebrate our heritage. If you've never tried it, you're missing out! Cheers!

Oh like, I've been trying to get this right for days, you know? Sorry, it's just... I love you and everything but it's hard to focus sometimes. Hey, maybe we could... no wait, that's not... Sorry, I'm really trying here.