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So like, over here we've got our student lounge, where basically everyone's either having an existential crisis or making TikToks about having an existential crisis. Oh, and watch out for the drama kids - they're randomly breaking into Hamilton songs between classes.

I bought this new productivity planner because everyone on Instagram says it'll change my life but honestly I'm too busy watching YouTube videos about how to be productive to actually use it maybe I'll start tomorrow or just add it to my collection of unused planners

Okay so I'm trying to figure out this new update and like, everything's completely different now. I mean, the buttons aren't where they used to be, and I don't, I really don't understand why they keep changing stuff that was working fine before.

Like, we're supposed to be these amazing people with these incredible powers, but honestly? I'd rather just stay home, binge-watch some terrible reality shows, and pretend the world doesn't need saving. Being special is seriously overrated.

So I'm at the grocery store self-checkout, and apparently scanning items too quickly makes you suspicious now. The machine keeps yelling "unexpected item in bagging area" while the attendant watches me like I'm orchestrating some elaborate coupon fraud scheme. Since when did efficient shopping become criminal behavior?

Today at mall security guard he following me around store for nothing reason. I just looking at clothes normal way but they think I doing something wrong. Very upset from this treatment to me.

So people ask me about my morning routine, and I'm like, honestly? It's fucking chaos. Like, I wake up and I'm supposed to do this whole meditation thing, but most days I'm just lying there thinking, "Am I even doing life right?" Like, who actually has their shit together?

Look who's back on Twitter doing damage control. Another tech billionaire trying to play both sides of the political fence while pretending they're some kind of free speech warrior. It's like watching a Silicon Valley remake of "Mean Girls."