مولد صوت AI K INGLÊS بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey, stop squishing me with other fruits! I'm delicate, need my space to breathe. This fruit bowl's too crowded, too sunny. I'm getting spots already! Move me somewhere cool and quiet, let me ripen in peace. These bananas are bullies!

Listen here, me employees! I'm losing precious pennies every time ya'll take too long in the bathroom. From now on, it's gonna cost ya 50 cents per minute! And don't think about sneakin' extra ketchup packets - those things ain't free, ya know! Ar ar ar ar!

Get lost, you pathetic excuse for a human. Why are you staring at me with those blank, fishy eyes? I've got better things to do than babysit a total loser like you. Beat it before I lose my temper, because nobody wants you hanging around here anyway.

I’ve followed the trail as far as it goes. The data is clear, even if the memories are not. Everything is interlinked, drifting through the grey. I’m just doing my job, waiting for the next baseline. There is nowhere else to go but forward now.

How am I supposed to enjoy the game without any drinks? And where's all the chips? You expect me to sit here for three hours with nothing to munch on? This isn't how you watch sports, people!

Look at this garbage, they expect ME to clean the break room? I'm way too important for this, I should be running NASA or judging supermodels. When corporate hears about this, oh man, they're gonna get sued into oblivion. I'm number one, baby!

hey. kid. you. know. what's. better. than. a. skeleton. telling. jokes? a. skeleton. telling. more. jokes. that's. pretty. humerus. right?

Unacceptable! This castle is in a state of utter disrepair! Dearest brother, why are the lemon sweets not in their beds? One million years dungeon for everyone! Stop that laughing right now! I demand order, or I shall scream until the windows shatter!