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You know, honestly, I've been thinking about like, where I want to be in five years and stuff. I never really planned it out before, but maybe having a nice house and, like, a stable job would be nice. Just taking it day by day, you know?

Hey guys just sitting here watching these fucking crazy ass TikTok videos about people's worst date stories holy shit I can't stop laughing some of these people are just wild as hell like who does that shit anyway gotta get ready for my day.

Check this out, they sent me this new tactical light and it is bright as hell, durable as hell, just a small little thing. Clipped it to my pack during the hike and it didn't budge once. I’m going to show you guys this thing, this thing right now because it's incredible.

Oh my God

I decided to try cooking something new tonight, since I’m usually just eating cereal. I saw this air fryer on TikTok and honestly, it’s a game changer. Haley probably would’ve hated the counter space it takes up, but it makes great fries, so I’m pretty happy with it.

So here's what happened with the birthday party decorations, like, I ordered these superhero balloons, but they came and they're kind of, you know, not super heroic at all. They're more like, I don't know, friendly cartoon characters, and my kid's totally not going for it.

Oh my god, okay, so I tried this weird thing with my coffee today. Like, I put some vanilla ice cream in it, whatever. Pretty fucking amazing actually. Was running late though, spilled it all over my new shirt. That's just how it goes, right?

Oh great, now I have to fucking drive across town because I forgot to buy milk earlier. Whatever, I'll just screenshot this grocery list so I don't forget anything else while I'm there.