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That's not the pizza cutter, it's the DVD, give it to me!

我靠，这什么情况啊，你们都在干嘛呢？我刚才在那边忙活半天，结果你们就这样搞？不是，这谁安排的啊，真是服了。哎呀，算了算了，我看着都头大，你们自己解决吧。嗯，对，就这样。

Why did they change the fucking controls again, no no no, you gotta be kidding me bitch. I was playing this game perfectly fine yesterday but now, now everything's different and I can't, I just can't even play it anymore. God fucking dammit, this is so stupid bitch.

There are certain things that piss me off and this is one of them. Look. Watch. The drain is open. There's nothing in the drain whatsoever. And look how much water is standing. Look at all the standing water. Why is it not draining?

你们几个傻逼玩意儿干啥呢？欺负老实人是不是很有意思啊？我操你妈的，谁再敢这么干，老子抽死你们。看见人家不容易还他妈欺负人，你们还是不是人啊？滚犊子吧！

最近龙门的工作总算告一段落，我带了些新出的限量甜点。别总是一副如临大敌的样子，我只是单纯来慰问一下。毕竟身为合伙人，我也得确认你的状态能跟上接下来的商业计划。怎样，要不要休息一下？

你知道我为什么生气吗？你天天回来这么晚，电话也不接。我妈说得对，你就是不靠谱。你的工资呢？买那些没用的东西，家里的账单谁付？你自己想清楚吧，我真是受够了！

Olha só, você deixou a louça suja na pia desde ontem. Se eu chegar amanhã e ainda tiver prato sujo, vou pegar tudo e jogar no seu quarto. Não sou sua empregada não. Tô avisando, da próxima vez vai ser pior.