مولد صوت AI Brian بواسطة Fish Audio

Why don't vegetarians tell good jokes? Because they can't handle beef! What's a salad's favorite music? Lettuce rock and roll! Okay, these are getting corny - must be all the vegetables I'm eating. I'll leaf now.

So I kind of used our emergency fund to buy this really sweet crypto mining setup. I mean, my partner's freaking out about paying rent or whatever, but dude, we're gonna be rich. Probably. Maybe I should answer his calls.

How are you doing EKENE You are mad

Like, I just had this situation where this person kept texting me every five minutes asking if I'm mad at them. And I'm like, just stop, you know? I make my own decisions and I don't need someone constantly checking on me like that. It's so annoying.

Listen, I'm tired of people assuming things about my life. Yes, I go on dates. No, I don't have a boyfriend. I've been single for two years now, and I'm perfectly happy with that. Stop trying to pair me up with everyone.

You know, I've noticed you've been posting the same outfit like, five times this week, and I'm just concerned, you know? Maybe you should check your closet situation, or like, get someone to help you organize. Just trying to help.

Hi everyone! Just finished my practice session for tomorrow's match. I feel really good and excited to play! Thank you all for your amazing messages and support - it gives me extra motivation. Hope to make you proud tomorrow! See you on court!

Saw this weird thing on Instagram where people measure temperature in Celsius everywhere except the US. Like, how does that make sense? When someone says it's 30 degrees outside, are they actually saying it's hot?