مولد صوت AI Eliana kalogera من Fish Audio

Honestly, I don't know why my body is like this. I'm always shivering and it's so annoying. Like, even if I'm wearing three hoodies, I'm still freezing my ass off. I just want to be on a beach where it's actually hot, you know? I hate it.

Just found this amazing Italian place in Chicago, and oh my god, the pasta is absolutely perfect! After weeks of quick bites between shows, sitting down for real homemade carbonara is exactly what I needed. Their tiramisu is 100% worth the calories!

So this motorcycle guy was doing wheelies on the highway, and this cop was watching from behind. The biker didn't see him at all. So when the cop turned his lights on, this guy tried something crazy. But guess what happened next?

Y'all I cannot with this grocery store pickup line like why are people taking forever to load their groceries and having full conversations with the workers and I'm sitting here with ice cream melting like move it along people I'm not trying to be here all day I can't.

I literally cannot deal with being hungry, like, it is actually the worst feeling ever. I will eat a whole meal and then five minutes later I am like, holy shit, I am starving. I do not know if it is my metabolism or something, but I am always hungry!

Literally everyone thinks they're being so slick, but I already checked the entire app and know exactly where they're heading. We are going to hide behind the main deck and catch them being so dramatic, I promise. They haven't even seen half the map yet, it's actually so funny.

So I'm standing there at the coffee shop and this lady just barges in front of me all rushy-rush, throws her cup at the barista and goes "this isn't what I ordered" and I'm like seriously who does that I can't even.

When you're building a massive fucking machine, you can't just like stop and turn it around on a dime. It's not a rowboat, right? You need to realize that every move takes a whole lot of effort, so you better be sure about the direction you're headed.